| Article: | REILLY: Confessions of a geezer The other day, while looking for my glasses, I realized something. I had looked for them for a long time. I asked my children. I asked my wife. I asked the dog. I finally found them, right where I had left them, (next to the computer) and just as I was saying to myself, "Why, if they had been a snake, they would have bitten me," I realized that I had become a geezer. |